Ridiculous things people do to their own body news now, and Khloe Kardashian has made us wince in sympathy pain with her photo of her new waist trainer.
The reality star, who yesterday appeared on heat Radio to explain how Lamar Odom is doing after his collapse, shared a snap of herself working out on Instagram and her waist now looks INSANELY small.
“Finally! @premadonna87 @waistgangsociety is giving me what I have been missing!!!” she captioned the pic.
“The sweat band is a super easy comfortable band that I can wear while I'm working out. This band makes me sweat more in our tummy area so it give me that extra boost when I'm feeling a little bloated.”
Is that… science? Is she saying science here? This doesn’t sound like science to us.
“I love how my posture in the gym is even better due to wearing it. The support is incredible!!!” Khloe went on, clearly taking advantage of that sweet, sweet non-character-limited Insta-function.
“Don't cheat ya self. Treat ya self!!!” she added, in words that will shortly be adorning a cross-sitch presentation above our bed.
Lot of exclamation marks there, aren’t there. We can only conclude that the excitement of having all the breath squished out of you by doing sit-ups in a corset causes your brain to forget about all other punctuation marks.
Anyway. Khloe’s waist is mad, wearing a waist trainer while doing any kind of exercise seems mad, this whole world is mad. Can we eat some doughnuts now, please?