Hey there, Kim Kardashian. It’s so nice to see you. All of you. Especially those paint-daubed nipples of yours.
Kimmy K got her boobs, bum and absolutely everything else out in the middle of the desert, in front of a mountain on a new episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
We can imagine sand getting into some VERY painful places, but Kim is down with that. It’s all for her craft, you know? Plus Kanye likes it a little bitch scratchy.
Don’t tell we told you, but this isn’t the first time Kim’s got sand down there and he LOVES IT.
We’re not sure exactly what the theme is – but it’s very, er, Kim.
Kim said: "I have psoriasis, there is nothing I can do about it so there is no reason why I should feel uncomfortable.
"'So to make myself feel better I lay out all my insecurities before we start a shoot in the hope that no one will be focused on that. I just want to do fun and artsy things.
"I want to capture really cool moments and have some great shoots and be nude and do all this cool stuff."
Really cool moments and all this cool stuff indeed.
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