Kim Kardashian’s boobs ‘just doing their own solo stuff now’

Kim Kardashian's boobs, getting big enough now that they could legit apply to become their own nation state, are growing tired of being attached to Kim all the time and now want the freedom to go off and do their own side project.

That's the impression we're getting after Kim's most recent Snapchat story, which showed her struggling to contain the girls when the three of them showed up to the opera last night.

Wearing a white Vivienne Westwood dress that did literally nothing to contain her funbags, Kim just let 'em all hang out – much to the consternation of fashion maven Valentino, who was also at the La Traviata premiere at Teatro Dell'Opera in Rome.

Look at his little unimpressed face!

But elderly perturbed Italian men were none of Kim's concern last night, because at least husband Kanye West looked happy to see them her.

Kim's new lease of body confidence comes five months after she gave birth to son Saint West and quickly got her post-baby body back – with a little help from £100,000 worth of plastic surgery.

Part of her body overhaul included a boob job, which friends say Kim believes has "saved her marriage", as Kanye now showers her with attention.

Hard not to with those bad girls, Kim.

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