Kim Kardashian gets her boobs out for Paris Fashion Week; world turns away and sobs for the future

So, like, dunno if you'd noticed or anything, but it's almost like Kim Kardashian has been wearing a series of outlandish and fairly vomit-inducing outfits the last few weeks just so loads of people know she's on the fashion circuit.

Like, take that weird Greek widow getup she wore at the Louis Vuitton show at Paris Fashion Week on Tuesday. Or that mad pin stripe thing she wore on Wednesday. Probably the grossest things you've ever seen, right? Probably the only thing you can humanly do is burn them with fire, yeah?

Well yesterday Kim kompletely outdid herself by getting BOTH OF HER BOOBS out in the French capital and declared it 'fashion'.

Her skin-toned bra and sheer black turtleneck top just looked like she'd shoplifted two particularly large baking potatoes and didn't know where to put them, while those peep-toe leather boots she's been wearing at every opportunity just makes us wince and think of frostbite.

"PFW VIBES," she captioned this picture of her potatoes trying to escape, with husband Kanye West looking on lovingly.

Still, Kanye can't talk – have you seen his mad lookbook for Adidas? It's got NAKED people in it.

Could someone please buy Kim and Kanye The Emperor's New Clothes and just wait to confirm the penny has finally dropped?

Kim Kardashian naked - every nude picture she's EVER posted