Did Kim Kardashian go on a date night with her COAT???

Is it just us, or is Kim Kardashian actually craving company so badly she’s started dining out with her coat?

The reality star shared two selfies on her Instagram, each one of her standing in a bathroom mirror with her camel coat arranged seductively over the side of the sink.

To us, that suggests one of two things: either she’s so obsessed with that coat she takes it everywhere, including to the loo. Or she’s so obsessed with selfies she immediately heads straight to the Ladies in whichever swanky venue she’s arrived at to fill up her phone’s memory card with posed shots.

Like. We mean. Ugh.

Kim’s body looks absolutely slamming in the snaps, although we did spot a patch of blurry weirdness around her waist that COULD hint at Photoshop interference if you were at all cynical. Not that we are, you understand.

Meanwhile, the editorial director of Paper – the magazine Kim recently stripped completely naked for – Mickey Boardman has told the New York Post’s Page Six column all about the nude shoot, insisting that her butt is completely real.

“I've seen it and it’s all her. Every photo in every magazine is retouched on a level to clean things up and obviously the shooting champagne and other certain things are fixed and enhanced, but that’s her butt,” he added.

Pick up tomorrow’s issue of heat for more on Kim and Kanye West’s increasingly distant relationship – and why she might really have been taking that coat out on a lonesome date.