Hearing your housemate having sex makes you feel awkward. Hearing your neighbours having sex makes you wonder why your walls aren’t thicker. But hearing your mum having sex makes you think…GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW. And we can’t quite understand why, when Kim Kardashian hears her mum getting down to business, she doesn’t just go outside and take a quick jog around her mansion.
Instead, she hides and calls her sisters Khloe and Kourtney so they can tell her what to do. GO OUTSIDE KIM…hopefully.
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In a revealing interview with Ellen Degeneres, Kim went into her usual over-share mode and admitted that wanted to call the E! TV crew. But sadly, the logistics just wouldn’t allow it.
“I’ve heard her from downstairs, and that’s just as bad as walking in,” Kim told Ellen.
“I literally put the sheets over my head. I called all my sisters and put it on speaker, and was like, ‘What do I do?’ I couldn’t get a film crew there fast enough. I would’ve done that!”
Nice.
Sadly for Kris, it seems she may never have sex in peace because Khloe’s heard her too. And she did the same thing and hung around to listen.
“Hearing them have sex is wild and I’m traumatised,” she revealed. “Kim and I did.”
We’re not surprised Kim was there.
She added: “We were downstairs, and we just heard like [claps]. It’s really a traumatising thing. And the headboard just going….We were hitting each other like, ‘NO!’ Kim was like, 'Wait, shh.’ And then it was dead silent and then they went again for round two. I was like, 'OK, check please, I’m gone.'”
GO OUTSIDE GIRLS. Just go outside.
Kris Jenner changing face
1 of 20We're loving Kris' pre-fame mullet.
2 of 20We're gonna call this "Nose version 1.0"
3 of 20Excellent perm/straight fringe combo, also look a Kim/NORTH!
4 of 20Something's cooking in the kitchen - and it's called love.
5 of 20Not looking at Bruce's area, not looking at Bruce's area...
6 of 201994: THIS IS KOURTNEY IN A WIG RIGHT?
7 of 201996: So 80s. So amazing.
8 of 202001: "What do you MEAN mustard and maroon velvet isn't a timeless combo?"
9 of 202003: Reactions Lenses. BLING BLING top. Kendall and Kylie. So good.
10 of 202005: Keep an eye on those boobs. They're not gonna look like that much longer.
11 of 202006: The boobs are clinging on...
12 of 202007: These are NEW! And we're calling 'Nose 2.0'
13 of 202008: A year after KUWTK began... and something's changed...
14 of 202008: Sexy squint, or...?
15 of 202009: Still trying that sexy squint, or...?
16 of 202010: "What's that? Piglets = eternal youth?"
17 of 202011: Sassy hoops and leopard print - a Kardashian classic
18 of 202012: A new occupation for Kris. And some new cheeks?
19 of 202013: Who nose what's going on here...
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