Kim Kardashian's 35th birthday party was wild, according to her – and that's with all the guests pretending THEY were pregnant too.
The reality star celebrated her big 3-5 yesterday and the details of her day were kept under wraps, until she spilled all on her Instagram.
Sharing a photo of a MASSIVE three-tiered white cake decorated with real and sugar white roses, Kim paid tribute to husband Kanye West, who organised the whole shebang.
"My husband never ceases the amaze me!" she started off.
"He rented out the entire movie theater to screen the new Steve Jobs (It's sooooo good BTW) and had all of my family & close friends come dressed up as their best pregnant Kim look (fake baby bumps provided on arrival!)."
OMG. That is hilarious. Can you imagine friends of Kim and Kanye rolling their eyes at each other as they sit down to pore over a gazillion pap shots to work out which of her 'looks' to recreate? Amazing.
(Oh, and Kim's sister Kourtney Kardashian posted a snap of herself with momager Kris Jenner, baby sis Kylie Jenner and the family's makeup artist Joyce Bonelli all hanging around with their bumps at the party. LOOK AT KYLIE'S PADDED BUTT. THIS IS THE MOST INSANE BIRTHDAY PARTY IN THE HISTORY OF CELEBRATIONS.)
Anyway, Kim went on: "Not sure if that was to make me feel less huge or just a fun cool theme but I loved it & had the best time ever, feeling so very comfortable eating churros with a bunch of pregnant women!"
Kim added: "Just what I needed, the perfect chill yummy food birthday!!!!"
This sounds so wild. Kanye, as is rapidly becoming his modus operandi, also bought her a wall of roses (as he did for her first Mothers' Day and for their 2014 wedding), which you can see in the background of that cake picture.
Now we can't wait to hear about what she got as presents…
Kim Kardashian's 35 best maternity outfits
kim kardashian best maternity outfits gallery
1 of 615th January 2013
Kim wore this pretty Stella McCartney two-piece early in her pregnancy, the peplum top perfectly covering her mini bump. We loved the slick of power pop lippy and simple nude heels.
2 of 617th January 2013
Klassic Kim! The star looked sleek at LAX airport wearing a chic trench over all-black.
3 of 624th February 2013
At Elton John's Oscars bash Kim upped the glam in a Donna Karan white gown with vampy lips and a fur stole.
4 of 67th April 2013
Kim got a lot of stick for this preggo look but we liked it. The bright coral and loose shape is perf for summery bump-stylin'.
5 of 613th April 2013
Kim looked radiant at her perfume launch, rocking rouge Valentino with matchy lips and court shoes. That's North in there!
6 of 622nd April 2013
Loose styles with good tailoring in luxe fabrics worked way better for Kim's pregnancy bod than bodycon stretchy. This coat dress looked super elegant.