Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have a SEX SCHEDULE to guarantee she gets pregnant!

Ugh, ovulation, amirite? Periods? Guh. Lady things. Those are THE WORST. Luckily for Kanye West, he’s learning all about Kim Kardashian’s menstrual cycle so they can guarantee her getting pregnant with their second child ASAP, so if you ever see him in the street, feel free to ask him about cervical mucus.

Yep, according to HollywoodLife, the newly married couple have set themselves out a sex schedule to maximise their chances of getting her upduffed to give little North West a baby brother or sister.

A source close to the couple told the publication that even though the pair’s work schedules are super-hectic, they’re still taking time out to have ‘special cuddles’ whenever poss.

“They are still trying for another baby, that is the plan, so Kim and Kanye have a deal, no matter what happens, they have to be together when she’s ovulating,” said the insider.

For those of you wondering how their relationship’s been when Kanye’s been spending so much time abroad, fear not.

“They were best friends before they were married, they trust each other and they don’t need to suffocate each other,” the friend added.

“Kanye still does Kanye and Kim does Kim and they like it that way.”

Uh. Is it just us, or will that significantly reduce their chances of having another baby?

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