Kim Kardashian’s naked pictures were retouched but her bum IS REAL

Kim Kardashian and her big greasy butt launched themselves from our computer screens and straight into our eyeballs yesterday morning. Who knew her bum could make such a splash? Well, empty a whole ocean.

And it seems there’s a bit more to the reality star’s naked body other than the shine of the added grease – the pictures from her Paper Magazine shoot were retouched but her bulbous buttocks, which resemble an actual shelf, ARE REAL.

The publication’s editorial director, Mickey Boardman, told Us Weekly: “Every cover of every magazine is airbrushed on some level. But what I will say, is that IS her butt.

“It is not padded. It is not augmented. That is all really her. But, yes, there was retouching to clean things up and make things look amazing.

“That’s what retouching is. It’s not building an ass that isn’t there or taking 50 pounds off the waist.”

The world was very almost not, erm, treated to a glimpse of Kim K’s bum and, the next day, her foof, as it was never the intention for her to completely strip off.

He said: “There was some ass-related thing that was proposed but we weren’t sure what was going to happen.

NSFW alert:

“We were really just planning on recreating the [famous] champagne shot [by photographer Jean-Paul Goude]… but she came in and was like, ‘Let’s, you know, let’s just go there!’

“She and Jean-Paul just got into it with each other and got excited. She’s not shy about taking her clothes off, and the next thing [we knew], magic was happening.”

Erm, say what?!

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