We’re not going to lie – if we saw Kim Kardashian (maybe not so much Kanye West) in the street we would scream so hard we would actually melt.
But it seems the Parisian police aren’t quite as excited by the Kwueen of reality television as we are.
Kim and her rapper husband Kanye are currently in France for Paris Fashion Week where she was attacked as she made her way through a huge crowd of paparazzi in the city on Thursday.
But some official-type chap from the Prefecture de police de Paris said they will not be investigating the matter further because they do not bother with such “minimal situations”, according to TMZ.
MINIMAL SITUATIONS?! Kim could have died, don’t they know?! Alright, well, that would have been highly unlikely but anyway...
It seems the police would be wasting their time by getting involved because the so-called attack was carried out by Vitalii Sediuk, the same Ukrainian prankster who has done the same thing to stars including Brad Pitt, Will Smith and Leonardo DiCaprio.
So, yeah, it seems it really is a minimal situation...