Kim Kardashian put on 4 STONE over her pregnancy – and she’s already lost HALF

The maths of this is kind of blowing our minds

Kim Kardashian pregnancy weight

by Emmeline Saunders |
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As the days go by and the years stack up, heat becomes more and more suspicious that Kim Kardashian isn’t an actual human woman anymore.

Is she perhaps a cyborg? No, nothing mechanical could make those crying faces. The answer is obvious: she’s a genetically enhanced superhuman formed in the minds of a million straight men and brought to life in a top-secret lab by Kris Jenner as a kind of genius Frankenstein.

Because Kim has just announced she put on more than FOUR STONE during her 2015 pregnancy with baby son Saint West, and she’s already lost HALF of it.

Kim Kardashian pregnant with Saint

HOW. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.

She tweeted to say she’d put on a grand total of 60lbs during her gestational period, but wanted to lose all that plus 10lbs more by going on the Atkins diet.

See, though, the thing is: the Atkins diet – a high-protein, low-carb plan – can give you really whiffy breath. Like, really whiffy. And given how pissed Kanye West was about Kim’s pregnancy farting, we’re not sure how he’s going to deal with this.

Still, y’know. Well done Kim. If you ever fancy coming round heat Towers, we’ll totally eat all the donuts so you don’t get tempted. ‘Cos we’re nice like that.

Kim Kardashian's best maternity outfits gallery

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kim kardashian best maternity outfits gallery

15th January 20131 of 6

15th January 2013

Kim wore this pretty Stella McCartney two-piece early in her pregnancy, the peplum top perfectly covering her mini bump. We loved the slick of power pop lippy and simple nude heels.

17th January 20132 of 6

17th January 2013

Klassic Kim! The star looked sleek at LAX airport wearing a chic trench over all-black.

24th February 20133 of 6

24th February 2013

At Elton John's Oscars bash Kim upped the glam in a Donna Karan white gown with vampy lips and a fur stole.

7th April 20134 of 6

7th April 2013

Kim got a lot of stick for this preggo look but we liked it. The bright coral and loose shape is perf for summery bump-stylin'.

13th April 20135 of 6

13th April 2013

Kim looked radiant at her perfume launch, rocking rouge Valentino with matchy lips and court shoes. That's North in there!

22nd April 20136 of 6

22nd April 2013

Loose styles with good tailoring in luxe fabrics worked way better for Kim's pregnancy bod than bodycon stretchy. This coat dress looked super elegant.

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