The Internet is breaking all over again, repeatedly, and over Kim Kardashian. Well, who else?
And it’s not about that bleached blonde hair? Whatevs to that. Champagne glass balanced on backside? So over.
Now it’s all about this THING that Kim’s wearing in Paris. We think it’s a dress, but we’re not quite sure.
Whatever it is, it’s not exactly flattering. In fact, it seems to be some kind of easy on elasticated number, and isn’t doing Kim’s curves any favours. There’s literally nothing good we can say about this disaster. Sorry, Kim.
Unless, that is, we’re being narrow-minded and Kim is indeed purposefully channelling the widowed flamenco dancer look that we’ll all be copying in a few months. Well, maybe.
She could also be going for the leftover fabric from Moulin Rouge’s costume department vibe.
Here’s a list of other stuff that Kim could maybe be emulating, on purpose, as a sartorial statement, obviously.
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A goth’s curtains
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A Mad old grandma at a wedding
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Cher in the 90s
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Darth Vader's crumpled tissue
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A pint of Guinness
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A cappuccino
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Dakota Fanning in Twilight
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A Cockney funeral
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Someone who works as a “Victorian schoolteacher” at one of those museums where you go in and have a guided tour of every day Victorian life on a school trip
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Nancy from Oliver Twist
Frankly, with Kanye in charge of Kim’s wardrobe, any or all of these are a possibilty.