Kim Kardashian refuses to LAUGH or SMILE in case it gives her wrinkles

Imagine this: it's 250 years in the future and Kim Kardashian's face still bears down on all of us from magazine shelves and ginormous digital billboards and on the backs of our marketed-to-your-unique-set-of-economic-goals advertised eyelids. It's taut, like a drum, and it's smooth like the NutriSoop Gloop slop we feed ourselves through tubes. Why? Because Kim Kardashian hasn't smiled since the end of 2014, and THAT's the secret behind her impossible skin.

Yep, the reality star said it herself: she no longer smiles or laughs on demand because of "wrinkles".

Taking to Instagram last night to share a picture of what could ACTUALLY be her last ever smile, Kim said in the caption: "See I do smile... even laugh on occasion. Not too often though because it causes wrinkles."

See, what we don't understand is how she's not cracking up with mirth every time she turns round to see Kanye West doing ANYTHING in their shared living space. Surely she can't STOP LOLing at him, hard, whenever he comes out with his ridiculous statements?

And speaking of Kanye, the man himself has waded into the debate over whetherthe next actor to play James Bond after Daniel Craig should be black, backing Idris Elba as his preferred 007 candidate.

Speaking to the Sun, Kanye said: "I know Idris a little bit and he is a big talent. The movies he has been making are special, and when the role for James Bond comes up it needs to be his.

"Artists should be visionaries. A black James Bond would be visionary no doubt. Something that 30 years ago would have seemed crazy should now be something that is a real possibility."

Question is, will Kanye be straight up on that stage when the next Bond actor is announced, taking the mike and saying, "Imma let you finish, but…"? We'll stick a fiver on 'hell yes'.