If you’re sat on your hefty bum at your working desk cursing the ghost of Quality Street right now then you’ll be overjoyed to hear the following: Kim Kardashian is getting in on the old January guilt-trip act and releasing an exercise app so you can get a bum JUST LIKE HERS.
It’s January 5 and most of us are seriously struggling to actually get our work done because our keyboards are still sticky with the remnants of 2014’s Christmas party cava and bits of sausage, but, like, Kim doesn’t care about that.
IT’S TIME TO GET FIT, appaz – and Kim wants you to get her bum (she doesn’t really, as she’s queen bum bee, but we all know Kim’s good at doing stuff for the camera, dolls).
A source/one of Kim’s bestest flunkeys told The Sun:
“Kim is hard at work perfecting her latest tech project which will be workout and bum-based.
“She loves working out and keeping fit and is open about it being a struggle. She wants to share her tips as inspiration for others.
“But the app will also be cheeky and fun and the idea is that subscribers will post pictures of their progress, including belfies of their bums getting more toned by the day.
“She had her own workout DVD in 2009 long before her profile soared by marrying Kanye West so her team think linking fitness with social media is the perfect way to make this venture current and very Kim.”
All sounds great, and, er, very Kim as the source says. Though we’re not quite over the sausage rolls at the moment. Do you want to come back to us when the app is finished and we'll have a good old lol about it then?
We’ll be watching EastEnders and eating our stockpile of Lindor in the mean time.
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