Kim Kardashian reveals 20 bizarre and hilarious secrets, and omg

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by Jadie Troy-Pryde |
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Kim Kardashian is well and truly back after her social media hiatus following her terrifying robbery in a Paris hotel room.

Since getting back on the Instagram bandwagon, she has been posting insanely cute snaps of her family and getting in trouble with fans for ‘acting poor'.

But if you thought you knew everything there was to know about the most famous reality TV star in the world, you’re wrong.

Because we had no idea that she hates blue cheese and cracks her hands every morning.

No, really.

Kim has taken to her website to enlighten her fans with 20 facts that we don’t know about her.

They range from the mildly bizarre ‘I have a freckle on my eyeball’, to the absolutely terrifying, ‘I sleep with my eyes slightly open and it scares the shit out of people.’

Right. We never want to imagine ourselves having a wild time at a KKW sleepover ever again.

Kim also leaves the room so that someone can remove the sleeve of her Starbucks cup, but not because she’s SO diva – apparently she can’t stand the sound of – erm – cardboard.

It’s a varied list, we have to say. Who knew she had a mole on her forehead that has been removed three times but refuses to leave?

Kind of like us last night when we were trying to get with someone at da club.

So if you fancy learning some new stuff about Kimmy, here ya go.

The cringiest bit is where she calls herself the ‘funniest person’ but we’ll politely skim past that bit and get straight on to the bit where she says she realised Kanye West was ‘The One’.

N’awwww.

Here's the full list:

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