Kim Kardashian threatens to post brother Rob’s voice notes online

Who does voice notes, eh? Surely you just do phone calls or texts or WhatsApps. But voice notes, really, what’s the point? Surely they were designed solely for creepy guys on Tinder to abuse at 3am in the morning (such a no-no. Just so cringey).

Rob Kardashian seems to be a fan of them, anyway. And sister Kim has been winding him up by threatening to post his voice notes to her online.

Pregnant Kim tweeted asking why her morning sickness was so bad, and Rob replied:

He then wrote: “HARD WORK GONE PAY OFF!! I BE HIGH OFF THIS MONEY I DUNNO WHAT THEY BE ON!!”

Which makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Rob, are you drunk?

Anyway, whatever. We need to hear these voice notes! And what could they be about?!

Maybe reclusive Rob’s been hiding away recording voice notes the whole time he’s been off the radar?

Rob, who’s reported to be suffering with depression, was spotted buying dinner at In-N-Out Burger earlier this week.

An insider told People: "He's still struggling… he just can't get motivated. Everyone is trying to be encouraging, but for the most part he doesn't want to hear what he already knows."

Just because