Kim Kardashian took 1,200 selfies on holiday in Thailand. ONE THOUSAND. TWO HUNDRED.

How many pictures do you take on holiday – one hundred, two hundred? You’ve got to get one of your hotdog legs, right? And one of the big tankards of beer they serve on the continent (‘LITRE OF BEER LOL! METRIC MEASUREMENTS FO’ LYF! TURNT UP!’). Also you need to get a blurry picture of the view from your hotel room, a photo of a seafood platter that will later lead to digestive distress, and any number of picturesque sunsets that might happen while you’re on holiday and your mates aren’t. You have not legally been on holiday until you’ve taken all these pictures.

But then you are not — no matter how much you play Kim Kardashian: Hollywood — you are not Kim Kardashian. Because Kim Kardashian took 1,200 selfies on a recent holiday to Thailand.

Yeah. One thousand and two hundred. In a deleted scene from Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim is seen swanning around each room of the family’s rented villa, taking pictures of herself to assemble into a ‘selfie book’ that she intended to gift to Kanye West.

“I’m so excited to start this selfie book that I’m making for Kanye,” she says, before walking into the decadent bathroom her momager Kris Jenner is stood in and saying, “Ooh, I haven’t taken a selfie yet in this glam room.”

“How many selfies are you going to take in one day?” her mom/momager asks. “You’re, like, obsessed.”

Matter-of-factly eyeing up the wall behind her, Kim says: “I need 1,200.” One thousand. Two hundred. Then she took her kaftan off and decided she needed to mix things up by changing bikinis. It’s a hard life.

Anyway we’d like to mock Kim Kardashian for taking a load of pictures of herself but i. that is, essentially, her job and ii. you best know we clear our iPhone memories before going on holiday so as to do the exact same thing so… um… thank you for giving us the inspiration to be ourselves, Kim Kardashian?