Kim Kardashian’s super-old Myspace profile is all kinds of cringe – she calls herself PRINCESS!

Because of course she does, she's Kim Kardashian

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by Emmeline Saunders |
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Most of us, casting our minds back to the early Noughties, would probably die of embarrassment if we were ever presented with evidence of our first forays on the internet (MSM chat rooms, anyone? Crrrrrrringe). So fair play to Kim Kardashian for letting her Myspace page stand all this time.

Yeah, the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star had a bubblegum pink page, called herself 'Princess Kimberly' and said one of her aspirations was to "meet God".

She also had 856 friends, no doubt carefully arranged in staggered groups of top eights, and said she was just looking for friendship – because at the time she was dating future sex tape partner Ray J.

Since then, she's burst free of the cocoon of being Paris Hilton's wardrobe organiser/personal assistant, got three marriages under her belt AND met now-husband Kanye West. Who's not quite God, but thinks he is – so that's probably one of Kim's 2003 Myspace goals ticked off the list.

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