We're pretty sure our 16th birthday was spent at some crappy English pub drinking some sort of crappy sugary alcopop using some kind of crappy ID.
Or maybe it was spent on a field somewhere.
But Kim Kardashian's was obv spent at some amazing Italian restaurant surrounded by her amazing family and friends looking like they were having an amazing time.
Some pics of the event have been posted on her app by her best friend Allison Statter to celebrate her 36th birthday (which is today), and we are pretty alarmed at how different she looks.
Sidenote: was anyone else completely unaware that at the age of 16 Kim Kardashian was LITERALLY 35?
(not literally).
Allison wrote alongside them: "It's hard to believe that 20 years ago, Kim and I were turning 16 and learning how to drive. I remember Kim's Sweet 16 so well. Aunt Kris and Uncle Robert hosted a really nice lunch for Kim with all of her friends and family at a popular Italian restaurant called Cicada. We would all do our Sweet 16s at Cicada!"
Can we all just take a sweet moment to appreciate how bloody 90s it all looks – the EYEBROWS, the LIPLINER, the OUTFITS.
KRIS JENNER!!!
KRIS JENNER'S SKIRT SUIT!!!!!!
Also – WHY IS THERE A CHILD GHOST IN SOME OF THE PICTURES? IT'S SCARING US.
We think it might be a cardboard cut-out, actually.
Kim has been keeping a low profile since being robbed at gunpoint in Paris, and Kanye West has apparently cancelled the celebrations due to be taking place for her birthday today.
He'd reportedly planned a 1920s themed bash, but called it off due to security concerns.
"He had gone all out for Kim’s birthday and it was going to be an all expenses sparred event with champagne and canapés," a source told The Sun.
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