In news that has literally knocked us off our swivel-chairs, Celebrity Big Brother star Kim Woodburn is apparently writing an erotic novel set to rival the Fifty Shades series.
YEP. You read that correctly.
Cleaning ace Kim is about to get all dirrrrty as she's planning to take on EL James as queen of raunchy literature with her very own nawty novel.
According The Sun, speaking before a public appearance at a nightclub, Kim revealed: "I’m 50 Shades of Filth! I’m thinking of writing a mucky book and I would call it There’s Nothing Dirty In A Clean Bit of Filth'."
Can you even imagine the pure filth hidden in those pages? We NEED to grab ourselves a copy as soon as it's written.
Kim also added that she has a little penchant for 'real murder' novels, explaining: "Since I was a small girl I read real murder books. I swear to god it's my bit of naughty.
"Also, royalty – I have every book. Diana, you know she made a bit impression in life, didn't she? I have mixed emotion. I think Prince Charles should never have married. He was always in love with Camilla Parke-Bowles."
Erm…
With this eclectic mix of inspiration, who knows what we can expect from Kim's saucy story?
We're just hoping it features a cameo from her CBB co-star Calum Best and his bulge.
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