Kourtney Kardashian has done a naked and very pregnant photo shoot

Oh, those pesky Kardashians – mysteriously losing their clothes at every opportunity.

Have they not heard of durable clothes fastenings, like Velcro, or a zip with a Velcro fastening over the top, or even a zip, Velcro AND a toggle? That’s the one, guys.

And didn’t Kris Jenner ever zip them up so snuggly into their coats at nursery school that their chin also got caught in the zip fastening? That totally happened to this writer. And THAT is how you keep your clothes on, guys.

Never mind. After Kim Kardashian broke the internet last month in all her oily glory, pregnant Kourtney Kardashian has got her blossoming body out for a shoot with DuJour.

Well, she does look really quite great. In typical, er, modest Kardashian style she continued:

“This time, we were shooting for our show, and everyone on our camera crew was like, “You are so comfortable just walking around naked and pregnant!

“[Pregnancy] is what a woman’s body is made to do, so I hope it’s maybe seen as something that’s artistic.

“This was something that initially I did for myself just to capture the moment in my life, but these photos are beautiful and I’m happy to share them.”

And we’re happy to have a gander, too, Kourt – though we’re hoping furtively that the next Kardashian to mysteriously lose his clothes isn’t... Rob.

No, Rob. Just no.

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