It feels as though we’re writing about a possible confirmation of Kylie Jenner’s rumoured pregnancy on a day-to-day basis at the moment. And that’s because, essentially, we are.
But this time we’re pretty sure Kris Jenner just almost definitely (maybe) broke the news. Or at least she majorly hinted that Kylie’s preggo.
Speaking on the latest episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kris said she felt sorry for Kylie as someone’s trying to exploit her ‘certain situation,’ as it was revealed someone had been trying to take photos of Kylie without her permission.
“I really feel bad for Kylie because there’s always somebody that’s trying to exploit a certain situation.
Viewers seemingly took this ‘situation’ to be a hint about Kylie’s rumoured pregnancy.
Kris then continued: “To have somebody in her own home trying to snap pictures they shouldn’t be snapping is really, really stressful.
“You want to trust the people that you’re surrounded by, but we have to really be on alert at all the time, and that’s extremely upsetting when you feel like you can’t be in your bedroom or bathroom.”
Hmmm. Maybe she just values her privacy, or something odd like that…
Where is Kylie Jenner? (slider)
1/ Kylie’s not pregnant but is going in to the Celebrity Big Brother house
Either, the pregnancy ploy was all an elaborate plan to keep her entrance into the Celebrity Big Brother 2018 house a secret. OR, Kylie could be planning to reveal her baby bump in the house and provide Big Brother with their first ever in-house birth. She'd be in safe hands with big sister Khloe's BFF Malika Haqq already in the house as this year's vaguely-connected-to-the-Kardashians contestant.
2/ Kylie has actually already given birth and is in hiding in Calabasas
Although Kylie was missing from the Kardashian Christmas card countdown, we all thought she'd make an appearance avec bump on December 25th.And by December 24th we were convinced.In the Christmas Eve snap, Kris, North, MJ, Kourtney and Penelope were all looking over at someone off camera to the right. At first, we thought this could be Kylie and her preggo belly, ready to jump in for the final Christmas Day pic. But when that turned out to be a false alarm, we started hearing whisperings that Ky had already given birth. Could the family be cooing over a teeny-tiny Kardashian baby behind the photographer?PLUS, Khloe's recent pregnancy announcement showcased a prominent bump, and there's reports she's up to six months pregnant herself. As Kylie's baby rumours began before Khloe's back in September, she could have been over three months gone at the time and therefore already popped out Kris' latest grandchild.
3/ Kylie’s actually on a NASA Space Mission to the moon
Forget taking over the world with a new brood of Kardashian babies, Momager Kris has her sights set on the whole entire Universe and is apparently very keen to film Keeping Up With The Kardashian's in space. Previously speaking to heat, a source revealed: "Kris is fascinated by outer space, and is looking into paying for her and the family to be among the first passengers on Virgin's commercial space shuttle."Perhaps she's sent her youngest to test out life on the moon? And if that fuels a load of pregnancy rumours, press attention and opportunities to make some extra cash, then everyone's a winner, right?
4/ She’s launching a new career with the New York City Ballet
Remember when there was talk of Kylie launching a rap career? Well that turned out to be a big ol' lie, but maybe her creative juices need a new outlet and she's actually hit the east coast to join the New York City Ballet.Stranger things have happened, tbh.
5/ Kylie’s taking the world’s longest nap
Fronting a multi-million-dollar cosmetic empire, filming several reality TV shows and constantly trying to find the perfect lighting for a selfie can be tiring work. Throw in swerving the paparazzi trying to catch a glimpse of a 'baby bump' and its definitely possible Kylie could be exhausted and just taking a really, really long nap.
6/ Relaxing at a Yoga retreat in Thailand
All this speculation over whether or not she's with child may have proved too much for Kylie to deal with, so she's potentially checked herself in to a luxury spa and yoga retreat in a remote island off of Thailand.You might find her in downward dog, chanting Oms and working on finding her inner Zen.
7/ Getting back to nature in the African bush
Similarly, Kylie may have reached her limit with the tiresome reality TV life and materialistic nature of Hollywood, and escaped to the wild African bush to be at one with nature. She might be losing herself in the Serengeti and re-discovering the real Kylie under the dark starry skies. Perhaps 2017 was also her year for 'like realizing stuff'…
In other Kardashian news, Kim K recently caused a stir with her rubbish bins. Yep, seriously.
This is because Kimmy posted her Louis Vuitton branded bins on Snapchat a few days ago and fans have since been sharing them on social media.
The bins, one blue and one black, are blazoned with the designer brand’s famous LV signature and are probably more expensive than anything we’ll ever own.