It’s the actual law that you have to have a big bum if you’re a Kardashian or Jenner lady – and loads of rumours circulating on the internet like a massive bum-obsessed tornado.
They’re just UNMISSABLE, though. The buns we mean.
And the latest family member to possibly get loads of fat injected into her butt? Kris Jenner. NICE.
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She was papped out in Paris and her butt does look perky, doesn’t it?
Kris has denied having any surgery, but plastic surgeon Dr Susan Evans told Radar Online:
"Kris Jenner has had a butt augmentation! It appears to be a Brazilian butt lift.
"It appears to be a fat transplant, where you liposuction the fat, adipose tissue from one area and reinsert it into the buttock."
Mmm, nice. We just LOVE inserting adipose tissue into our bums. We do it every day, mate. Can’t you tell?
If Kris HAS started messing about with her bum (not like THAT, you filthy so-and-so) then she’ll only be doing it to keep up with her daughters, who all have suspiciously peachy and ever-expanding bottoms that the world is obsessed with.
Random thought: maybe someone can create a range of Kardashian/Jenner bum-shaped bouncy castles. That would go down a treat on a stag-do, and would be very cushiony indeed.