Is Kris Jenner’s deathly grip on her family finally, finally slackening, like the withered claw of an elderly bird of prey? Apparently so, because the matriarch doesn’t even know whether her own daughter Kim Kardashian is pregnant with her second child.
Speaking to E! News, the 58-year-old said she’s not allowed to know the precise details of Kim’s womb anymore because she’s got the biggest mouth in Hollywood.
“I let Kim speak about what she’s doing herself because I never know what to expect. Until somebody’s actually popping a baby bump, I don’t know what’s going on,” said Kris, no doubt thumbing through her massive ‘80s Filofax for the details of Kim’s doctor as she gave this breathless quote.
“She’s her own girl. We hope that there’ll be lots of babies, but I don't know what anyone’s plan is at the moment.”
Meanwhile, Kourtney Kardashian and her partner Scott Disick are no doubt cowering in fear every time the phone rings, because she is carrying one of Kris’ precious grandchildren and is due in just a few weeks’ time.
It’ll be Kourtney and Scott’s third child, joining four-year-old Mason and baby Penelope, as well as being Kris’ fourth grandchild (she’s got North West too), and will probably to subjected to whichever super-weird youth-harvesting process Kris uses to maintain her taut, taut skin.
GALLERY: 101 Kardashian fashion disasters for you to feast your eyes upon
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