In Charlotte Crosby and Stephen Bear's new tattoo show Just Tattoo Of Us, which sees couples picking out tatts for each other, Kyle Christie from Geordie Shore has probably irreparably damaged his and Holly Hagan's already-stormy relationship by tattooing himself on her neck.
No, we're serious. While Holly picked a thoughtful design for Kylie, he decided to go with a huge black and white image of his own face obtained by The Sun Online. It's also huge and covers her entire neck, meaning she probably won't be able to ever wear her hair up again. Unless she gets it removed, of course, but that'd be seriously painful and expensive.
This has, understandably, caused a massive argument between the pair, as Holly thought he was going to pick something that, y'know, wasn't his own head.
"Holly and Kyle haven’t had the smoothest relationship but since she quit Geordie Shore things have been much better between them," a source close to them told The Sun Online.
"When the opportunity came for them to support Charlotte in her new job and get a free tattoo, the pair of them jumped at the chance.
"But while Holly put a lot of thought in to her tattoo for Kyle, designing a meaningful pattern, he took a different approach. His decision to get a giant picture of his face inked permanently on to her neck left her absolutely furious- she was devastated. It’s huge and she thought it was really out of order and thoughtless of him."
HOLLY. WHY DID YOU LET HIM DECIDE WHAT TO TATTOO ONTO YOUR NECK? SORRY FOR SHOUTING, BUT ARE YOU SERIOUS? Kyle isn't exactly known for his intelligent, sensitive and thoughtful approach. He's a cast member on Geordie Shore. In his introduction he described himself as "hench as f*ck, wicked in bed", not "really good at picking out tattoo designs for my girlfriend".
Meanwhile, Charlotte also inked her own face on co-host Stephen Bear (but it's a lot smaller, and less horrific than Kyle's), while he picked a half bear half cheetah design to remind her that she cheated on her ex boyfriend Ash with him. Wow, that is harsh. Mainly on Ash, if we're honest.
And yes, in case you're wondering, we will be watching this show. Compulsively.