So we all know Christmas is coming up, and that it can be MORE than a tad stressful buying great presents.
Firstly, who do you even buy for? Is it weird if you get something for the person you’re Netflix and chilling with?
We say no, and have devised this rather wonderful gift guide for that very predicament.
And what’s that you say? You have a mermaid obsessed friend? Yep, we’ve got you covered there too.
Plus, not to gloat or anything, but we’ve even got one for the pet in your life AND there’s one for your basic bitch friend.
Don’t say we don’t treat you guys.
But, if for some absolutely RIDIC reason there’s someone in your life that’s particularly tough to buy for then we have an idea.
Kylie Jenner has just teased her fans with a pic from her upcoming 2017 calendar.
Bare with us. We know she’s not everyone’s cup of tea but listen to this next bit.
OK, she’s got her booty out, BUT she’s also making us wildly nostalgic because she’s casually chilling with a big old python.
It won’t come as a surprise to many that the mastermind behind the shoot was controversial photographer, Terry Richardson.
But we are digging this picture for TWO reasons.
Firstly, Kylie’s pink tinted hair is absolute goals and we’re booking an appointment at the hairdressers asap.
Secondly, it took us back to that magical VMAs moment when Britney Spears came out dancing with an actual snake and the whole world was like "GAHH THIS IS CRAY" and couldn’t even believe it.
(Bearing in mind this was a simpler time before Kardashians were a thing, before we had Facebook, Instagram or Snapchat, and before we saw celebs dancing around in their underwear on a daily basis.)
Sort of like that time she dressed up as Christina Aguilera and we panic bought some crotchless chaps from ASOS.
So if you’ve got a mate who is still living in a noughties bubble (like the rest of us) we suggest you buy one.
And, because we’re good like that, we’re gonna leave this here. YOU’RE WELCOME.