Kylie Jenner is #lifegoals. When we were 19, we spent our days drinking 50p jaeger bombs and staying in bed for 3 days straight watching Game of Thrones and we thought we were the kweeeeen.
Er, appaz not when you compare it with Kylie who has her own business selling lipkits (which sold out in 1 minute), is the face of Puma, bought a house next door to her own for millions of pounds and features in a glossy mag more times than the phrases 'pared with', 'wardrobe staple' and 'statement lip'.
On the subject of lips, Kylie even managed to con the entire nation into buying a bottle lid from Amazon for £15 with the promise of a bigger pout. We don’t know what was more mortifying - our bruised lips or BRUISED EGO.
SHE IS EVERYWHERE. This Kylie Jenner reign just won't let up.
Even though we STILL haven't got our claws on a lip kit nor an eyeshadow palette (hey Santa, are you taking notes?) rumour has it that Kylizzle is expanding her empire to...
DEAD-SEXY LINGERIE. Ooh er.
How do we know? Well Kylizzle has been dropping huge hints on her Instagram and she looks uh-mazing in the process.
Like, look.
Making us regret that fifth spoonful of peanut butter since 2015.
Each scantily clad photo is captioned with @thekylieshop. What's that we smell? A NEW BUSINESS VENTURE.
According to Instagram her 'shop' will open on the 9th Decemeber. Just in time for Christmas! We want everything please.
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