Lauren Goodger and boyf Jake McLean slather themselves in CHOCOLATE BODY PAINT for FOXY BINGO

What in the world is going on?

Lauren Goodger

by Hayley Kadrou |
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Is this a dream? Is doesn’t feel real. This doesn’t feel like a real sentence we should be typing, but here we go: Lauren Goodger and boyfriend Jake McLean are now the face of Foxy Bingo’s ‘deliciously naughty’ chocolate body paint, Fur Afters.

Speaking of her new business venture, Lauren said: “Foxy gave me a call and asked me to be the face of his new chocolate body paint. I’ve known Foxy for years, he’s one of my best mates, so I of course said yes. Fur Afters is really tasty too, I love it!”

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Best friends with a fictional fox, Lauren? Maybe you need to get back in touch with your old TOWIE pals.

And before we get into the ex-The Only Way Is Essex stars’ chocolatey pics, can we just ask, what does body paint have to do with online bingo?

Maybe only middle-aged online gamblers know.

Right, now we know Lauren is a fan of fake tan – she even has her own line called Lauren’s Way – but this is a step too far in her bronzing mission.

Posing with Jake and Foxy, Lauren lathered herself in chocolate body paint, which we’re sure Jake enjoyed licking off later – the sly fox!

Jake said: “I get a bit nervous when Foxy and Lauren are together. I came along to keep an eye on the Foxy but now I can’t wait to take Fur Afters home!”

Right… If you’re interested trying it out, then follow these instructions:

Apply generously with your choice of sprinkles.

Happy snacking, peeps.

Lauren Goodger and Jake Mclean lather themselves in chocolate body paint for Foxy Bingo

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Lauren Goodger and Jake Mclean lather themselves in chocolate body paint for Foxy Bingo

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Lauren looks at Foxy with loving eyes. Watch out, Jake.

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Things heat up between the pair.

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Before things get messy...

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Jake demonstrates how to apply Fur Afters' chocolate body paint.

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Jake looks like he's had an accident.

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Lauren strikes a pose

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