We’ve all had a pleasure/pain moment with Lego, haven’t we? Oh, not like that – don’t look at your screen in abject horror. We’re talking that exquisite moment when the softest part of your vulnerable human foot meets the ridged top of a Lego brick. THE PAIN. THE HORRIBLE PAIN.
But Lego has taken it one step further by making a parody of the Fifty Shades Of Grey trailer, featuring a yellow brick Ana Steele (played by the Lego version of Dakota Johnson) and a toy Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan IRL), who for some reason looks especially furious about his role.
MORE Fifty Shades news for your viewing pleasure:
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The film WON'T have an 18 rating - so all the sexy bits are staying in!
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The first teaser shows Christian buying rope and tape to tie up Ana
Just look at it! It’s exactly the same as the original promo footage, except in Lego. Obvs. Even down to the, er, Lego Rita Ora and the Lego lift scene.
Oh, and there’s a Lego sex dungeon complete with Lego whips and Lego blindfolds. Christian Grey even has Lego washboard abs and a Lego debonair grin.
Yes, Lego. Yes. Well done.
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8 best bits from 50 Shades of Grey trailer
8 best bits from 50 Shades of Grey trailer
1 of 8Our first look at Christian Grey
Despite Jamie Dornan playing a pretty successful businessman - one who can afford stuff like red rooms of pain and fancy cars and that - it appears he actually does no work in his office. Where's his computer? Printer? Even a photocopier used to copy the bottoms of naughty subs? All that prime commercial retail space and all he's plonked in it is a weirdly overgrown bonsai tree and an MDF desk. On the plus side, that shiny floor + spinny office chair = hella hours of fun
2 of 8How many meeting areas does he need in one office?
Does he hold simultaneous meetings with two groups of people? Because that's impressive. And would explain all the money. But what's that in the far corner? A totem pole? Art? A massive sex toy?
3 of 8Inappropriately placed trombone
Brilliant.
4 of 8Rita Ora's weird bob
Did she think she was auditioning for the Great Gatsby instead? Awkward.
5 of 8Topless Jamie Dornan
Yep. Ain't nothing wrong with this view.
6 of 8Ana's plane face
We wish we could be this excited whenever we get on an easyJet flight.
7 of 8Followed by her Red Room of Pain face
Hmm.
8 of 8That sofa
Followed by her 'Argh, stop tickling my feet' face. We presume that's what he's doing to her. Though we're a little concerned about the sheer amount of red pleather next to all that bare flesh. Clearly Christian hasn't thought through the consequences of this interior design theme. Yes, it's wipe-clean, but just think of the raw chafing when you finally peel your sweaty bits off that couch. Can't we interest you in a nice washable sofabed from Ikea instead?