You may have heard that we at heatworld are pretty partial to the peen.
So partial, in fact, that we've got a whole lot of content devoted solely to it.
There was Alex Bowen's (ENORMOUS) peen, there was Gary Beadle's (ENORMOUS) parsnip and, of course, Lewis Bloor's (ENORMOUS AND HAIRLESS) peen.
We like Lewis' so much that we wrote a massive article (almost as long as his massive peen) on the subject, which you can read here.
So imagine our delight when we saw that Marnie Simpson had uploaded a video of naked Lewis with his naked peen doing a naked strut.
Seriously – it's enormous.
Unfortunately we have to pixelate it (CRY CRY), but you get the jist.
Let's all take a minute to appreciate his hat and shoes.
Aside from making us happy to just catch a glimpse of the spectacle, the video reassured us that Marns and Lew are still together.
If they aren’t the whole thing would just be a bit weird.
We cried and cried and cried earlier this week when it was reported that the two had split up after Marnie deleted all traces of him from her Instagram page.
But Marnie later revealed they're still together – yay!
"It's really tough because we live so far apart," Marnie said on Loose Women.
"We had an argument and I deleted every picture of him on Instagram. I can be immature and I forget that everyone can see it."
"We're working through it."
And work through it they did – just take a look at her Snapchat.
We hope things are going to stay good in camp Lewnie, particularly because Marns has previously noted the difficulties of being in Geordie Shore and having a boyfriend.
"I've tried it once in a relationship and it didn't end well. Who wants to be in a relationship when you're going out and getting drunk?"
But she did add: "I haven't cared about anyone as much as I've cared about Lewis, so I think it will be a breeze."
CUUUUUUUTE <3.