Lewis Hamilton is having the kind of panic attack only a 15 year old could have. He's pacing up and down in front of his mirror, frantically taking off ripped jeans and putting them back on again. He's blowing into a paper bag. He's just found a giant spot. Lewis Hamilton is not, in any sense of the word, cool. And he's got a date with Kendall Jenner in T minus 15 minutes.
Yep, apparently Lewis Hamilton – the man with probably the coolest job and accompanying job in the entire world – worries he's not cool enough to date the second-youngest member of the Jenner/Kardashian klan.
As our insider told heat this week, Kendall's mum Kris Jenner is really gunning for this relationship to take off.
"I think Lewis is worried he isn't 'cool' enough for Kendall and she's concerned his career may overshadow her modelling," our source said.
"But Kris is over the moon. She thinks Lewis is the kind of man Kendall needs. She's practically jumping up and down."
We bet.
Lewis and Kendall met up again recently at Cannes, but Lewis had his eye on Kendall's mate Gigi Hadid, who he took on a few dates.
Mate, if you're worried about not being cool enough to date Kendall, why the HECK are you hanging out with the next generation of super-models? Head in the game, Hamilton.
Top 20 best dressed of the week! Starring Natalie Portman, Kendall Jenner and AnnaSophia Robb
Top 20 best dressed of the week! Starring Natalie Portman, Kendall Jenner and AnnaSophia Robb
Alexa Chung
Is that a Louis Vuitton lunchbox? Chungy's hot leather coat and simple white shift are deffo a winning combo
Alicia Vikander
Pretty actress Alicia's sage green coat looks soooo chic with her white culottes and nude suede courts
Amber Le Bon
Amber's decadent mini and boxy Perspex clutch were the perfect outfit choice for the pre BAFTAs party last weekend
Angela Scanlon
Hello pink lady! Ange's hot pink suit sets off her fiery red hair perfectly. We heart this bold fashion move
Anna Kendrick
This plunging Vionnet XXL midi dress teamed with pretty soft curls was a daring yet fab choice for actress Anna
AnnaSophia Robb
A kooky mini and vibrant accents look super cute on mini Carrie
Emma Roberts
Channelling her inner '70s rocker, Emma looks ultra cool in flares, snakeskin boots and a vintage tee
Gigi Hadid
Sports luxe at its best, Gigi's David Koma two-piece looked super fresh with sleek hair and a Tippex pedi
Sienna Miller
Super stompy platforms and a bad bob haircut give Sienna's pretty white skater dress a high fahhhshion edge
Taylor Swift
We want to steal this look, like right now. Tay Tay's cutesy playsuit and girly accessories go together like peas and carrots (as Forrest Gump would say)
Dianna Agron
So many prints shouldn't go together, but they soooo do. Di's Louis Vuitton oriental inspired outfit has given us instant style envy
Emily Ratajkowski
THAT girl from Gone Girl and the Blurred Lines video (yep, the one with the amazing boobs) shows us why we can't forget about her in a '90s inspired red jumpsuit
Hailey Baldwin
Ombre's not just for your hair, y'know! Hailey wowed at the amfAR Gala in Gabriela Cadena paired with a mod quiff
Kendall Jenner
Slicked back hair, neon matte lips and an asymmetric red hot Romona Keveza gown. Kenny J is totally flawless
Karlie Kloss
Sexy silver sparkle and an asymmetric black gown looked stunning on the Victoria's Secret model
Jessica Alba
Proof that if we owned a Louis Vuitton tote, it would make EVERYTHING better. Even our cosy knit, old trainers and jeans
Lucy Watson
We caught Made In Chelsea star Lucy snuggling up to cute pups and bagging herself some Very.co.uk goodies too! This sweet outfit is perfect for shopping (maybe not quite so much for puppy drool though...)
Margot Robbie
Marg's Blumarine monochrome jumpsuit and Alexander McQueen coat combo was an edgier red carpet look than the classic floaty dress she often favours
Kim Kardashian
Kimmy K kept it all covered up in Lanvin. And we likey very much!
Natalie Portman
Natalie's pretty pink ballerina Dior dress has made us go all giddy