Look, we've barely seen anything from Bear Payne since he was born back in March (does an Instagram of his hand count?); but that doesn't mean we're not heavily invested in his life. Not only are we itching for a proper pic; but we just wanna know what the lad's up to, y'know?
So thank GAHD Liam's always willing to update us muggles on how Bear's getting on, eh? And now - after explaining how that romantic getaway with Cheryl came about - he's revealed that little one's already hit a major life milestone.
Chatting to OK! Online at the fancy VOXI launch, Liam said: "Bear has got a pair of Nike Air Max trainers and he’s already started to walk.
"He’s like a little tiny Michelin man. I had him today. He had some little Airmax on and he was trying to walk in the kitchen.
"Every day something new gets more fun. He’s got some lungs on him, he gets that from both of us.
"He’s a great sleeper. I literally just saw him on FaceTime and he had just woken up and was scratching his belly. I don’t think he’s figured out the whole FaceTime thing, he’s like: ‘Why is my daddy’s face on the screen?’
"We’re having an amazing time and all the time I can spend with him is amazing. Every second."
Okay, so we now want a baby. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO US, PAYNO?
Meanwhile Liam reckons Cheryl's on par with 'Superwoman' after she sorted his 24th birthday surprise last week. He told The Sun: "It was amazing, there were multiple surprises throughout the day. We got away for a little holiday and she had flown all my old school friends out that I literally hadn't seen for a year, so it was amazing to spend time with them.
"And then on my actual birthday, she flew my parents out and they spent a bit of time with me. It was really nice for my mum and dad. We were out in Mallorca, it was lovely."
Adorable.
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