Guys, can we keep it down, please? Yeah, just leave those heavy curtains there to block out the light. Liam Payne’s feeling a bit off today. Bit blue. He’s just realised, at the age of 21, that he’s probably never going to Hogwarts. He just needs a little lie-down, alright?
Poor old Liam. He had a right old night of it last night, eventually taking to Twitter to lash out at the paparazzi and One Direction fans who were stalking him around New York while he was trying to have a nice date with Sophia Smith.
:(
:((
:(((
Ah bless him.
It comes after Liam inadvertently confirmed that bandmate Louis Tomlinson is expecting a baby with Briana Jungwirth before Lou himself had said it. Oopsie.
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