People are obsessed with knowing every little detail about celebrities' lives. And when we say ‘people’, we also mean us.
We want to know what they ate for breakfast (it's usually poached eggs and avo, just FYI), what they're watching on TV right now (Cheryl loved I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!) and whether or not they like coriander.
It's genetic, people.
But in the most ridiculous celebrity news we've heard all day, people are obsessed with Liam Payne's drains.
Yup, really.
Speaking to The Sun, a source-type person said:
"The smell reeked of rotten eggs has left a taste in your mouth when you walk past. Plumbers were trying to get to the root of the problem last week and neighbours were hoping it could be done quick. It was thoroughly unpleasant.”
What do you mean we don’t bring you all the serious, hard-hitting news?
Liam has had a big year – he debuted his relationship with Cheryl and got all cute on Instagram.
This video might even prove that they were dating as far back as The X Factor 2015 final.
Then Liam revealed that he had been working on solo material with Pharrell Williams. EXCITING.
Could Camila Cabello be next after she quit Fifth Harmony? Things don't look too friendly between her and the rest of the girls…
But back to Liam. The only thing his neighbours want to know about him right now is when he's getting his drains fixed, because The Sun are reporting that they stink of eggs.
To keep you up to date with this breaking story, Liam's blocked drains are being seen to by plumbers to get rid of the stench. Apparently the smell even left the taste of rotten eggs in your mouth if you walked past the Surren mansion.
Um, lovely.
Liam shared a rare glimpse inside the pad during an #AskLiam Twitter chat.
Looks cosy. That Father Christmas would definitely creep us out in the middle of the night, though.
Well, that's the news you never knew you needed today. Here's hoping Liam Payne's drains get fixed ASAP.
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