Cheryl and Liam Payne have been so bloody quiet since the birth of their as-yet-unnamed-as-far-as-we're-aware baby boy that literally any sign of activity gets us giddier than a seven-year-old on Skittles. So obviously, now he's taken time off 'dad duties' and all that malarky to tweet we're wondering what on God's green Earth he's up to.
Yes, this is journalism. No, we never claimed to be high brow.
After Cheryl announced she's 'living in a love bubble' and Liam chucked a cryptic pic on Instagram with the caption 'Mask off ayy' the other day, he's tweeted his NFL pal Jordan Payton claiming they're 'ready.' Quite what for, we're not sure.
He's also posted this on Insta, just FYI. Not much we can take from it other than a) he looks really nice and b) he was in a vehicle somewhere in the London region. Cool.
ANYWAY, getting to the sort-of-point Liam BROKE HIS SOCIAL MEDIA SILENCE (how long can we carry on saying that?) tweeting: "FaceTime on a plane aha @JordanPayton we ready" complete with laughing-crying emojis.
What can we take from this? Well:
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It could be a play on the movie Snakes on a Plane. Liam does love a snake habitat (vintage 1D joke.)
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Is Jordan FaceTiming him from LA where he's from a Liam often records solo shiz? Possibly.
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Is Liam FaceTiming Jordan on his way to LA? Maybe, but he's also been spotted in a London recording studio so--
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Are we making mountains out of molehills? Quite possibly.
Thoughts?
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