Has Lily Allen been telling PORKIES about being Sam Smith’s cousin?

We're confused too, Lily

Lily Allen

by Rosie Gizauskas |
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Who goes round fibbing that they’re cousins of famous types, eh? People like Jay Cartwright on The Inbetweeners, that’s who.

And in real life, those similar gobby “Jay” types in your primary school back in 1997 (this writer heard rumours that Abs from Five was related to a classmate. It was never proven to be true).

The Sun reports that Lily Allen may also be getting confused, accidentally on purpose, possibly, about who SHE’S related to.

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    We thought that Lils and Sam Smith were cousins – she tweeted “Yes cuz” at Sam in January last year, but now Lily’s brother, Alfie Allen, seemed confused at the claims that Sam’s related to them. Er, what?

    “Sam is not my cousin. It’s absolute rubbish,” he told Time Out.

    “It’s a lie. I haven’t looked into it closely enough to see if it’s true but if it is, I’ve never heard about it and the only people who have ever mentioned it to me heard about it online.”

    The Time Out journalist then told Sam that Lily had referred to Sam as her cousin on Twitter, and Alfie got even more confused.

    “Oh. Maybe we are then,” he backtracked.

    “I like Sam Smith and his music, he’s great. But why did it only come out when Sam was famous? I don’t know. You’d have to ask Lily.”

    A rep told The Sun: “They are definitely not first cousins, Alfie is right about that. But they are something like third cousins.

    “It was only when Sam became famous that they put two and two together. They’re not close but they have met up and laughed about it since.”

    This is all sounding very Jay Cartwrightesque to us indeed.

    Lily's got a third nipple too. This bit's definitely true

    Gallery

    Celebs with triple nipples - from Harry Styles to Lily Allen

    Harry Styles1 of 8

    Harry Styles

    OK - so, technically we're lying about this one, because Harry doesn't has three nipples. He actually has FOUR!He said: "They're a bit smaller than the other ones... I don't look like a cow or anything."

    Lily Allen2 of 8

    Lily Allen

    Lily's certainly not shy about her triple nipple. She even got it out when she was guest presenting the Friday Night Project.Oh, and apparently it "goes hard when you touch it".Nice...

    Mark Wahlberg3 of 8

    Mark Wahlberg

    Mark's previously said that his extra nipple is "the size of an infant's nipple"

    Carrie Underwood4 of 8

    Carrie Underwood

    We found out about Carrie's nubbin in her American Idol audition. But she'd had it removed long before Simon Cowell asked her about it

    Bill Paxton5 of 8

    Bill Paxton

    The Titanic star said of his extra nipple: "I've got three nipples. Three. No one knows about that, but no one's ever asked me before. I guess it's about time I got it off my chest."

    Joanna Krupa6 of 8

    Joanna Krupa

    Reality star Joanna tried to convince herself that her nubbin "looked just like a mole" but her doctor informed her it was in fact a third nipple

    Tilda Swinton7 of 8

    Tilda Swinton

    Narnia actress Tilda insists that she's "proud" of her "witch's mark"

    Chandler Bing8 of 8

    Chandler Bing

    Poor ol' Chandler...

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