Ummm, we’re actually quite jealous right now.
When we were at university, the special guests we got on our big uni nights out were the likes of Vengaboys and half of S Club 7. Sometimes Harvey from So Solid Crew might pop up too, if we were lucky. Those were his T4 presenting days, after all.
But apparently these days Lindsay Lohan pops up at student nights. Actual WTF right now.
The Sun has reported that LiLo went to Night of Desire, a “scandalous” freshers’ night in London at Cirque le Soir. The night included something called a “live Tinder” experience, where guests took selfies, which were then projected up onto a big ole’ screen for everyone to judge over.
Which sounds like something right out of Mean Girls if we’re quite honest. Mean Girls set in 2014, obviously.
Lindsay reportedly turned up at 1.30am (nope, us either – we’re not sure how she manages not to drink and turn up at clubs when we’ve been dozing since 10pm. Lots of sleeping in, we imagine... or something).
Good luck with carrying on that sobriety thing, Lindsay, especially when
a) You’re doing something that's actually called “live Tinder”. No, just no
b) You're surrounded by freshers drinking their years' worth of alcohol in one night.
Strange choices, you make, Lindsay. Although really we’re just jel as we want to party with Lindsay and now feel old, past it, and frankly quite confused by this entire story. Time for an afternoon nap.