Lindsay Lohan ‘recovers’ from incurable virus that left her unable to walk to take ‘doctored’ selfie

Last thing we heard, Lindsay Lohan was suffering with a nasty and incurable virus called Chikungunya that she contracted on holiday – leaving her unable to walk – and was therefore unable to complete the end of her community service.

However, Linds seems to have made a VERY speedy recovery – as she’s definitely standing up in this selfie she posted at the weekend. Weird.

And not only is Lindsay able to stand up and thrust her bum out on camera, she’s apparently also using her little-known magnetic superpowers to attract shampoo bottles towards her undercarriage.

We’re not saying that Lindsay needs a wash or anything, but check out that bottle that’s curving weirdly inwards just by Lindsay’s (fire)crotch.

Obviously, WE know that Lindsay was born with magnetic thighs, but fans are aghast as they reckon she’s been PHOTOSHOPPING her photos.

NEVER!

One Instagram user wrote: “Strong gravitational force curving those bottles, or photoshop squeeze tool?”

Again, we repeat, Lindsay has a magic crotch area, OK?

As long as you’re feeling better, Linds, that’s the main thing. It might be for the best that the judge looking after your community service doesn’t see this snap, though, hey? Oh, it’s on Instagram? Oh…

Have some more bums