Thank heaven for Lisa Appleton. The Big Brother star is a tonic for the mind, the body and the soul.
Feeling a bit blue? Think about Lisa Appleton.
Going through a bad break-up? Remember how Lisa emerged from the Mario (not his real name) Macroni debacle a strong, independent woman and stick that chin in the air.
Need a giggle? LISA. APPLETON.
And today is no exception. The reality TV starlet has revealed that she’s in trouble with airport security because of her vagina. You heard.
Lisa has taken to sticking a Yoni egg up her foo-foo as they are said to tighten the pelvic floor muscles. She decided to take hers with her on a trip to LA, and considered carrying it in her person.
“If I go through airport security with a crystal yoni egg up my vagina will I be stopped?” she asked on Twitter, which is a question that needs answering.
Alas, we will forever remain in the dark about that mystery, as Lisa instead opted for taking it in her bag.
“So the journey begins' security searched my bag, he pulled my #YoniEgg out said what's this? and gave it a shake' I should of left it up myF,” she updated fans.
But why is Lisa going to LA?
She’s taken to referring to herself as “Warrington’s Kim Kardashian”, which is very fair, so we have high hopes of Keeping With Lisa Appleton’s Kegels being on our telly boxes very soon.
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