Vicky Pattison and Stephen Bear have split up. But why?

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Vicky Pattison and Stephen Bear

by Anna Lewis |
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Better take that wedding hat back to M&S, because it looks like Vicky Pattison and Stephen Bear have split up.

But why? Well, judging by his recent social media posts, he seems to want us to think the relationship ended because the Geordie Shore star cheated on Stephen – better known as Bear.

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    The first thing Bear posted read: "I'm done. No going back." and was accompanied with a meme, saying: "Women act like only men cheat... like they ain't got a phone full of friend zoned guys ready to be the number one draft pick!”


    And in case that wasn't clear enough, he followed with a second post about liars and cheaters. He captioned it: "Single...Bear's back out to play."

    Before plugging his 2016 calendar and making one last swipe at Vicky, tweeting: "That's a link for my calendar. That's the only way she's seeing me again."

    Vicky obviously had a response to Bear’s messages on Instagram. She posted the quote below with the caption: “Ssssshhhhhhh man.... #joke”.

    But Vicky denies cheating on Bear.

    A source told us: "Vicky has had to watch every week while Stephen disrespects her on *Ex On The Beach, *also with his Skype scandal, and she has simply had enough.

    "She pulled the plug on their relationship and certainly did not cheat."

    So there you have it.

    Vicky's greatest moments!


    Vicky Pattison's greatest moments

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    Vicky anal bleaching

    Only Vicky sees that anal bleaching is daft “I’m just here to offer my support,” she explains, brusque as Mary Poppins, while Charlotte squeezes her hands tightly and tries not to think about having the better part of bottle of Toilet Duck shoved up her bumhole.

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    Vicky Ricci proposal

    Vicky gets a plane proposal While it lasted, Vicky and Ricci’s love was hotter than a kebab that had been left out in the sun. They were a modern day Burton/Taylor, or, for our older readers, Same Difference. And because subtlety is for goons, Ricci asked her with a massive banner.

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    Vicky attacks a girl with a shoe This wasn’t great, but then who hasn’t looked at their heels and thought “I could really take someone out with these!”? We all went on a journey together, and learned violence never solves anything. Also, you’re less likely to lash out at someone when you’re wearing Converse.

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    Vicky is a good friend

    Vicky is a good friend□ □We know Vicky does not ship Gaz and Chaz, to the point of being a metaphorical ship sinking iceberg. But she loves Charlotte enough to hang out in the loos with her and cuddle her when she has an early, regrettable intimate encounter with Mr Beadle. Little did Vicky know that Charlotte would be seeing more of Gaz’s underpants than the local launderette.

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    Vicky learns Spanish

    Vicky speaks Spanish.“All you've got to say when you're in Mexico is 'dos Jaegerbomb por favour' or 'dos vodka red bull por favour”. That is Vicky Pattison’s entire guide to Cancun.

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    Vicky relationshipn counsellor

    Vicky is a relationship counselor It did not take our girl long to get frustrated with the Crosby/Beadle union, that was permanently threatening to come asunder. “Charlotte and Gaz are having another f**king argument about one of them pulling. In other shocking news water is wet.” She has such a lovely turn of phrase – we understand why she finds Shakespeare inspirational. "They're like Romeo and Juliet... if Romeo was a TWAT!" There you go.

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    Vicky Gaz shag pad prophecy

    Vicky thinks consistency is for idiots Vicky has always made it clear that to her, Gaz has less erotic appeal than a wet sack of kale with a face drawn on it. But eventually she got drunk and bored enough to drag him to the shag pad. Vicky is the patron saint of all our regrettable Christmas party conquests.

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    Vicky looks good in green The slackers of Made In Chelsea might get offices and interns, but in the old days, La Pattison had to hustle for dollar while dressed as a giant Fruit Pastille.

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    Vicky bus proposal

    Vicky is fun on bus journeys “I've had marriage proposals, I've had c*** in my face!” beamed Vicky, who was making the most out of the mass transit systems of Newcastle, Australia. At this point, the bus had not left the terminal.

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    Vicky tashing on

    No-one tashes on like Vicky She’s swapped more saliva than a sneaky boy trading used Panini stickers. Vicky’s got the oral skills of a snake. One that supplements its diet of eggs with other, more docile snakes.

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    Vicky bake off

    Vicky ought to be on Bake Off "Has Gary got a chocolate c*** that I don't know about? Some sort of Battenburg bell***?" she mused, trying to figure out just what it is that leads an unprecedented number of women to the contents of Gaz’s trousers. Vicky needs to be in the next series of GBBO – we want to see Mary B dealing with this.

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    Vicky sex face

    Vicky is a sex siren Vicky is so good at the old rumpy whoopsy dance that a leading ‘sexpert’ confirmed her ‘arrival’ face expresses mad raunch skillz. We were not surprised.

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    Vicky invented a new genre of reality telly – fourth dimension hyper reality All our Christmasses, and A Level theatre studies recollections, came at once, when Vicky smashed the fourth wall and went on a date with Kirk-Off-TOWIE. If she could only see her way clear to snogging Spencer Matthews, she might change ‘real’ life as we know it forever.

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