Louis Walsh would have SACKED Louis Tomlinson for his Twitter spat with Naughty Boy

Probably just as well you're not in charge of One Direction, then, Louis


by Emmeline Saunders |
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Louis Walsh would have got all draconian on Louis Tomlinson's ass and probably fired him after that Twitter spat with Zayn Malik and Naughty Boy.

According to an interview with the Mirror, Louis said Simon Cowell has lost control of One Direction and should have stepped in to prevent the Twitter fight from getting worse.

Speaking about his own boyband HomeTown, Louis said: "I would have given them a good bollocking – they would know never to do anything like that. I would probably sack them."

He went on to say the 1D lads would be "nothing" if it wasn't for Simon, and the remaining members of One Direction should take his advice before it's too late.

"I think he's lost control of them and that's what happens with bands.

"They get too big and don't listen to anybody and then it's all over, and then they think, 'Why didn’t we listen?'"

Meanwhile, Directioners have been fighting to have the boys' next single be No Control, from their most recent album FOUR.

The fandom has taken to Twitter and Tumblr to urge each other to buy the single this coming Sunday – aka No Control Day – and get the Louis-led track to number one.

FOUR One Direction song-by-song


FOUR One Direction song-by-song

Steal My Girl1 of 12

Steal My Girl

A song about everyone wanting to get with the 1D boys’ girlfriends. Danny DeVito was in the video for this anthemic lil number which is a bit alright. Liam’s soulful vocal gymnastics are really quite cute too. Given it's a One Direction song, there's a definite lack of 'nah nahs' but apart from that it's a gem.

Ready To Run2 of 12

Ready To Run

The riff sounds a little bit like Avicci’s wake me up, but DON'T WORRY. 1D aren't ripping anyone off, it all changes and it becomes clear this is very much a 1D original. The lyrics are a bit vague- pointing to a weird kind of Directioner philosophy about ‘chasing the sun’ ( reference to the now defunct boy band The Wanted) and implying that they want to run somewhere very, very fast. And that they’re ready. Whatever that means (but who cares, right?).

Where Do Broken Hearts Go3 of 12

Where Do Broken Hearts Go

Has the same vibe from their last album, we can imagine them jumping around and high-fiving each other in a super-cute goofy-like fashion. “Now I’m searching every lonely place, every corner calling out your name.”Asking the age old question (first posed by the legend that was Whitney Houston ) “where do broken hearts go?”. Harry also co-wrote this song, and lord knows he’s left a trail of broken hearts.

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This track was written by Ed Sheeran and Passenger so how can it possibly be anything but perfection, right? But who is about? Which of the boys as been in love since they were 18? SO MANY QUESTIONS? The breakdown is pretty epic and we can totes imagine Niall (the token guitar player) rocking out with the actual 1D band to this.

Girl Almighty5 of 12

Girl Almighty

Hey, so this song is pretty cool. You can clap your hands to it and get a cool little bluesy, lyrical echo on the go. Plenty of, erm, religious undertones too if you’re into that kinda thing, and some rather interesting balloon imagery (yup, us neither).

Fools Gold6 of 12

Fools Gold

The whole band gathered around to write this one, contributing to what has turned out to be a bit of a labour of love on the boys’ part. Such deep lyrics though. “I’m not done falling for your fool’s gold.” Who might this be?? Someone who isn’t all they appear to be? A reality star maybe??? You said it not us…

Night Changes7 of 12

Night Changes

The second single from the album, the boys debuted this during Friday’s Children In Need. It’s all about dreams and how they're not real, even if they come true. Despite what happens you’re still the same person deep down etc. So deep lads. Way to bake a cake out of rainbows and smiles.The band wrote this one together too, meaning that despite their life changing overnight they’re ALL still the same down-to-earth lads, OKAY.

No Control8 of 12

No Control

Well this snazzy tune has a cool lil guitar riff. It’s all about having sex and not being able to resist your S.O. Inneresting. The bass guitar sounds almost ska-like, have the lads been listening to Gwen Stefani of No Doubt?? Obv, it def sounds like One Direction, but we’re scouring for clues on how Louis and Liam wrote this cheeky track.

Fireproof9 of 12


Again, a bit of a rock n roll guitar sound, have the lads been watching old 50s movies?? Buddy Holly would be so, so impressed. It sounds like a funkier version of Little Things without the cringe-inducing lyrics about squeezing into a pair of jeans that are clearly too small. The main gist is that it's about being with someone for so long nothing can come between you; you’re ‘fireproof’.

Spaces10 of 12


So many echoes in the first few bars, like they sang this in an empty wardrobe. They sound so sad, so depressed. Do you lads want a hug? They're all intense and angsty, singing about stubborn lovers who just won’t GIVE IT UP. Can you imagine ever fighting with the likes of Harry and co??

Stockholm Syndrome11 of 12

Stockholm Syndrome

So Harry Styles wrote this one, which makes it pretty spesh. It’s about being ‘tied down’ in a relationship but totally loving it. C’mon now, is this about Kendall or Taylor??? Judging by the intensity of the lyrics we’re guessing TayTay. But have you heard her latest album? It’s like they’re having a chat through platinum records, which in the world of international popstars is the equivalent of an indirect Facebook status.

Clouds12 of 12


Mysterious and moody Zayn helped pen this track, and despite his demeanour it's a bit of an upbeat, soon-to-be arena anthem. Although the title is fluffy and light (Clouds: where Care Bears cavort), it’s all fast riffs and ‘wooohooo’ing. With wise lyrics like ‘love is always changing’ and ‘another non-stop where it never ends’. Tragically, this is the last track on the album, we’re totally in the clouds now. Never, ever bring us back down 1D…

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