As viewers we may not get to, ahem, experience Love Island hunk Adam Jukes’ “package”.
But the reality television hopeful has blabbed about how amazing it is and how he can make “girls do anything”.
Before we continue with this apparent filth, we’d like to point out that Adam, 23, isn’t talking about his penis but instead about his personality.
The recruitment consultant who claims he’s slept with “a couple of hundred” women is one of four remaining contestants hoping to make it onto the island thanks to a favourable public vote.
And he thinks the ladies could be in for a real treat if he does, telling The Sun: “I think and believe I have the full package, with that comes looks, got the fashion sense, I’ve got the personality, I talk people into bed literally.
“If you can make a girl laugh you can get a girl to do anything.” What a charmer.
If Adam doesn’t have any luck with the female contestants, he may try and crack on with host Caroline Flack.
He said: “I would have some flirtatious banter with her, see what reaction I would get and play it like that.”
But it seems he may not have to hold out for Caroline as he believes he’s got his pulling technique perfected.
Adam said: “I’ll tell girls what they want to hear, they want to hear that they are good looking, that you like them, and you don’t like anyone else in the house.”
He sounds like a treat! Sigh…