We've all made bad financial decisions, right? Accidently blown the last of our food budget on a pub trip that ended up with us knees-deep in kebab shop chips… actually, that's pretty much the only thing standing between us and home ownership right now. DAMN YOU CHIPS. DAMN YOUR DELICIOUS CHARMS AND YOUR CRISPY SKIN.
But even our most feverish potato-based dreams can't compare to Love Island star Malin Andersson's weird spendathon – because it turns out she's blown £30,000 on LIP FILLERS.
We know! We know.
Speaking to heat ahead of last night's Love Island launch, Malin – who's only 23 – confessed that she's gone big on her pout.
"I've had lip filler done about 30 times and spent about £30 grand on them," she admitted.
"I'd never have Botox or change my face though. I've got tattoos on my hand, and stupidly got my ex's initials tattooed on my arm. I'm removing them though, 100 per cent."
The make-up artist also revealed she's had DMs from the likes of Gary Beadle and Mario Falcone since appearing on Take Me Out five years ago.
"A lot of Geordie Shore and Made In Chelsea lot follow me on Instagram and Twitter and the guys try to chat, but it's a bit cringe. A few sly DMs," she said.
"A few of the typical Lotharios. I hate typical Essex blokes, I seem to attract dickheads."
So what can we expect from Malin on 2016's Love Island – is she likely to send those Ofcom complaints soaring?
Er... no.
"I would never have sex on TV," she added.
"I'm a Christian and very traditional and would never put myself in that position."
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