In the context of this year's Love Island, we've been thrown a whole loada shockers.
The first (and our favourite) was Alex Bowen's (alleged) ENORMOUS PEEN. Have you seen the peen? You must have seen the peen. If you haven't seen the peen, you can do so HERE).
The second is that all the finalists (plus one other couple) are STILL TOGETHER (apart from Adam Maxted and Katie Salmon lolol).
AND THE THIRD IS THAT ADAM BLOODY MAXTED HAS BLOODY FOUND HIMSELF A GIRLFRIEND.
AT LAST!
They're all busy doing various coupley things. Sophie Gradon and Tom Powell have been looking at rings, Scott Thomas bought Kady McDermott the most RIDIC haul of birthday gifts we've ever seen, and Terry Walsh and Emma Jane Woodhams just got a lovely little kitten.
And now Olivia Buckland and Alex (of the aforementioned peen) are releasing clothing lines.
Speaking about the venture, Olivia said: "I've teamed up with Quiz and it will be available around November time.
"We are still in the designing stages but the clothes will reflect my style.
"It will definitely stand out - it will be different to what Malin [Andersson] has already released."
Oooooh – bit of light shade to Malin there, Olivia?
"How I dress is a little bit more edgy," she told Reveal Online.
We can't wait to see all these edgy clothes.
She also opened up about her BF's style, saying: "Alex loves clothes. He is really fashion conscious.
"Always asks me what he should wear – his own line too should be amazing."
Alex is launching his clothing line with Love Island pal Terry Walsh, and tweeted:
IMAGINE how tight those jeans are going to be. Blimey.
In other Love Island news, Scott and Kady are heading back to the small screen, and making a cameo in a mysterious TV show.
Kady posted to Twitter: "Manchester - London with @scottyspecial to film for a tv show, any guesses?" and Scott wrote: " Off to London tonight with @kadymcdermott to film our first TV cameo since the villa! Should be a buzz!"
Such teases.