There are many things in life heat gets confused about – Liam Payne and Cheryl Cole's relationship, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston's relationship (though we all know how that ended lol) – but perhaps the thing that most alarms us is that SO MANY LOVE ISLAND COUPLES ARE STILL TOGETHER.
We gave them a week, max.
Except Cara De La Hoyde and Nathan Massey, cos they're EVERYTHING <3.
Olivia Buckland and Alex Bowen are still going strong and revealed a nawty bedroom secret, Scott Thomas just bought Kady McDermott the most RIDIC haul of birthday gifts we've ever seen, and Terry Walsh and Emma Jane Woodhams just got a lovely little kitten.
And Cara and Nathan are living together, cos they're just PERF.
Maybe we should go on Love Island?
And now Sophie Gradon and Tom Powell have been spotted out in Newcastle looking at rings and snogging, which just has engagement written ALL OVER IT.
To add more fuel to the marriage fire, this comes just weeks after Tom met her parents.
He tweeted: "Just got home from meeting @sophiegradon ‘s parents… No black eyes or thick lips… Think it went pretty well!"
Sophie did call Tom creepy the other day, but this was during a jokey Twitter war, so we don't think it will affect any upcoming nuptials.
Goalz goalz goalz.
In other Love Island news, Malin Andersson has jumped to the defence of her new squeeze Jeavon Stretton after he was a bit of a sexist prick to Charlotte Crosby on Celebs Go Dating.
Are you watching Celebs Go Dating? You need to watch Celebs Go Dating. It's FANTASTIC.
Anyway, he basically said she'd slept with too many people for a girl (we know, ugh) – and he and Malin claimed it was "all in the editing".
The editors of the show are so bloody good they can put actual words in people's mouths, AMAZING!