Ideally, nobody would have to see, hear or think about their family members getting jiggy. EURGH, etc.
But it’s not so easy when your rampant kids are on Love Island and, yep, they’re having sex on screen.
Last night, controversial risqué sex scenes aired of Jonathan Clark and Hannah Elizabeth in bed together – after they confirmed their status as girlfriend and boyfriend.
We FEEL for the parents of Jonathan Clark and Hannah Elizabeth.
One minute you’re watching your daughter getting drunk on the beach, and it’s LOVELY. You’re SO PROUD as she staggers around, bikini about to fall down, wild look in her eye.
It reminds you of you, back in 1983. Awwww.
THEN THE NEXT MINUTE SHE’S GETTING IT ON. Too far, Love Island, too far.
And tonight Jon and Hannah will face Jon’s mum via Skype. And future-mum-in-law has something to declare.
“Jonathan, when you were in the hideaway (with Hannah)… I sit most nights with a blanket over my head, and I not only had to have a blanket over my head, I had to put my fingers in my ears as well!”
Yeah, she heard all those gross kissing-and-maybe-other-squelchy-things noises.
Tune in tonight and cringe for yourself.
Love Island is on 9pm, ITV2.