Life in the jungle is taking its toll on some of our lovely celebs. The diet is especially kicking them where it hurts. That said they did get a lovely helping of Bull penis!
Here are the best bits from tonight’s episode of *I’m A Celeb… *
Wombat Waaaah
They lost out yet AGAIN in a trial to the Galahs, so the poor Wombats had to suffer and it was Mel who took the defeat the hardest.
After listening to champ Vicki whining that she hoped they’d “get a proper breakfast as opposed to a little thing,” Mel stormed off to the dunny to get some space.
Nadia soon followed to calm Mel down but the northern lass was in bits.
“It’s just hard to listen to Vicki moaning about food all the time. She hasn’t got a clue. I could never be that insensitive.” Mel continued: “I can’t even walk up the stairs without getting out of breath and my legs hurting, and I’m strong. I didn’t think I’d have this little food. I just wanna go now.”
Yikes! We can’t imagine Gemma Collins would’ve been pleased to be on the Wombats, can you?
Spin the (gross) bottle
The Wombats took on the Vile Vineyard. Which turned out to be Spin The Bottle, minus snogging with extra dollops of YUK.
Foggy necked deer blood, saying it tasted like “Quavers” and drank blended worms while Jimmy downed blended camel testicles and lambs brains.
Yum. NAAAAHT.
Tinchy took on blended cockroaches, crickets and mealworm and then supped pigs’ anus (VOM) and finished with a tipple made from 100-year-old duck eggs.
Mel helped herself to blended sheeps’ eyes, grubs and a Jaeger-Vom which was a shot of blended Bulls’ penis, dropped into a glass of blended Bulls’ testicles.
We'd rather snog the unwashed toes of Foggy.
The Wombats all completed the challenge and managed to win 10 meals for the camp.
We retched just watching it. WELL DONE WOMBATS.
SOLO CHAT
Edwina has started talking to herself. The first sign of madness?
After wondering aloud about a few of the campmates Edwina’s self-convo soon turned to Kendra…
“Do you think Kendra knows a way of starting a sentence other than ‘I’. What a dork. I wouldn’t give her the time of day . . . Not my problem. I find that young woman so bloody irritating.”
Rampant Tory
During Jimmy’s workout Edwina took some time to enjoy the view.
“Edwina is a little flirt,” said Jimmy, “When you’re doing press ups and sit ups, Edwina’s right there saying you don’t mind me watching you do you. Oh, I like this.”
“It was quite exciting. I could feel my pulse racing” Edwina said afterwards.
Foggy took it a step too far when he said he reckoned Edwina was, ahem, “rampant”…
“Very sexually frustrated I think as well. She’s right rampant. You can imagine her and her husband going for it like you won’t believe.”
TMI, Foggy.
Buerk ON A WIRE
For the Dingo Challenge Michael Buerk, celebrated serious news reporter, took to the skies dressed as a giant bird.
“I think the grandchildren will think I’ve gone completely insane.”
Vicki said, “It was bizarre and hysterical. He looked ridiculous. Those skinny little legs in yellow. It was perfect.”
And as they entered camp, he confessed “Lots of reputational damage today.”
It was the prettiest thing we've seen in ages.
ONE NIGHT ONLY
One little mention of one-night stands and a giant can of worms BURST open.
Edwina was very open about her experiences saying, “If he’s simply no good, you think that’s it, sorry. I didn’t really enjoy your company, you are rather tedious, you’re not that good looking . . . “
“Speaking from experience Edwina” asked Nadia. “Yes” replied Edwina laughing. Go Edwina!
Jake admitted he had some one-night stands as did Mel and Kendra revealed she simply couldn’t remember half of their names!
Buerk Gets Jiggy
Feeling happy and full after their final meal together as a full camp, the team was treated to a rap prepared by Michael, Tinchy and Jake.
Michael was INCRED. He rapped…
“Michael’s my name and I’m real cool, stuck in the jungle feeling a fool; Pants are red, got no bed, jungle skills never learned at school; Banged up here with the Lord of misrule, jumping up and down, heading for a fall; Jimmy’s the name, footy’s the game. Queen of the bowls is Mistress Melanie, food from heaven, but it’s not heavenly; Tarzan’s twin, that’s Carl Fogarty, swinging through the hills, but they ain’t Beverly; We’d kill for a curry, but we don’t mean Edwina. We quite like Kendra but she could be cleaner!”
A.MAZING. Watch out Eminem…