Patsy Kensit has been keeping herself to herself on Celebrity Big Brother and in her own words “rising above” much of the drama.
But even she has now admitted that the house is “the maddest place on Earth”.
You don’t say, Pats!
Last night’s show saw the housemates don cadet uniforms for their weekly shopping task. Katie Hopkins was in charge as ‘Red Pigeon’ – surely the role she was BORN TO DO. You know, shouting at people in a uniform – right up her alley.
The house was also set up with the un-cosiest campfire we’ve ever seen (for one, it was made of plastic without an actual flame, but mainly, imagine sitting round and singing campfire songs with this lot and all their drama. No thanks).
The celebrities were then tasked with giving each other an honest piece of advice round the fire. These producers really know what they’re doing, don’t they?
Keith Chegwin advised Patsy that she should stop apologising for everything – because he thinks that she’s “bloody brilliant”.
Patsy replied “I have seen some crazy s*** in my life - but the house is the maddest place on planet Earth.”
After the campfire task, Patsy remarked that this had actually been “the best so far”. Damn – if sitting round a plastic campfire and getting ordered around by Katie Hopkins counts as a good day then things MUST be bad.
Celebrity Big Brother is on tonight, 9pm, Channel 5.