Big peens are as nicely thought of as a nice smile, back stratching and regular dinners to The Shard. We are still coming to terms with Alex Bowen's trouser snake and have to meditate every weekday morning thanks to Gary Beadle's HUGE parsnip.
Yet, there is a real-life man, who's real-life penis is an eye-watering NINETEEN INCHES (well, 18.9 inches if you are being semantic) and we don't quite know how to process this information.
If you go to Subway and order a footlong sandwich and a 6 inch for a nice snack later - but decide to place them next to eachother horizontally - this man's wang is still bigger. WTF.
This news is more jarring then Kim Woodburn's obssesion with telling 'Nicole' McLean to 'Shut up'.
Meet Roberto Esquivel Cabrer who has a 18.9 inch willy and has been stretching it with weights since he was a teenager. Erm, maybe not something to pop on your LinkedIn under 'hobbies and achievements'.
Can you see how far the shocked faced emoji goes down? It is literally a third leg. We wonder if Topman will bring out a range of trousers especially for well-endowed men like Roberto?
The 54-year-old has rejected surgery to make it smaller, despite not actually being able to have sex.
He said, 'In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho.'
We are going to have nightmares till at least March 2019.
Appaz Roberto has the biggest d*ck in the world, yet we are't convinced. We swear the White House does and Mr Trump is a little bit taller then that?