The manuscript for the new Fifty Shades Of Grey book has been stolen!

Smacked bottoms all round

EL James

by Rosie Gizauskas |
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EL James is quite possibly having a hissy fit this very second – and rightly so - because the manuscript for the new Fifty Shades Of Grey book has been STOLEN.

Obviously, we’re excited to read the book and so is half the planet, but that does rather ruin the fun for everyone.

Police are said to be concerned that the book could now be sold on the black market.


    Grey tells the story of the first part of the saucy trilogy from the eyes of kinky billionaire business-type Christian Grey and is due to come out on 18 June – Christian’s birthday in the story (remember, he’s not actually real, guys).

    But it’s now feared that the story could be sold – or leaked online for free – ahead of the official publication date.

    The matter is now in the hands of the police, while EL James throws stuff at the wall. We would be chucking stuff too, EL.

    A spokesperson for publisher Random House said: "We have no comment to make due to an ongoing police investigation."

    Naughty, naughty thieves. If we were you we’d put it back where you found it, and yes, you are going to get a smacked bum when Christian Grey finds out who you are.

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